A Genies Wish - Fellow Students/Phil/Alan

Just want to add a quick post because I'm rather stuck on the whole three wishes treatment and how to go about making them funny amongst my storyboard. I thought I had a solid idea and undertanding of what I wanted to achieve thoughout the one minute I had, but over the weekend I decided to change my idea slightly and make it a bit more commical.

I have thought of some wishes that I want to use amongst my story which I want to backfire on the person making them due to the genies less bright nature. If peeps can leave a comment of what they would wish for if they had three wishes then this would be much appreciated. ;)